T-Rex Inflatable Costume From Jurassic World
What can I say? These Inflatable T-Rex Costumes are amazing.
You may have seen the GIFS or YouTube videos of people running around doing ridiculous things in a T-Rex costume. Well, this is THAT costume, and I couldn’t be happier with it. It’s just so ridiculous that it’s frankly kind of amazing.
A couple of buddies and I pooled our money together to buy some of these costumes. We had to, really. The memes must flow, my friends, the memes must flow. We waited like little kids on Christmas Eve for our costumes to arrive, and they were beyond worth it.
The first thing we did, after ripping open the boxes like gleeful children, of course, was struggle into the suits and beeline for the nearest soccer field. There is just something about running after a ball in a giant T-Rex costume that just makes me feel warm and happy inside. I only fell twice! That may seem pretty bad on its face, but my buddy was far less coordinated than I was. Running around like a real life T-Rex truly is something of an art form. It seems to fit people up to six foot five as well, though it can be a bit awkward to get into regardless of your height.
That is my only complaint with this costume. It’s just so awkward to get into, at first. It takes me about two to three minutes to get it on. In a way, it makes a sort of demented sense. Being awkward is half the reason why these costumes are so funny. Beyond that, they inflate rather quickly and hold onto it well. Anecdotally, they seem to be able to take quite the beating too!
This officially licensed Jurassic world t-rex inflatable costume. It runs on a battery-operated the fan. Rubie’s Costume Company has been bringing costumes and accessories to the world since 1950. As the world’s costume leader, they take costumes like this T-Rex suit very seriously. Mascots, rental quality costumes, masks, wigs, accessories, shoes, and every significant licensed costume you would ever want to wear can be found under the Rubie’s brand. Still family owned, and still family focused, Rubie’s brings you fun for every season- Halloween, Christmas, Easter, etc
- 100% Polyester | Hand Wash
- 3.5″ high | 11.5″ wide
- Officially licensed Jurassic world T-Rex Costume
- Fits a 42 to 44-inch jacket size with up 34 to 36-inch waist
- Inflatable costume with battery operated fan
T-Rex Inflatable Costume
Honestly, I just love this thing so much that I need to share another story.
It was raining out, and my dorm mate and I were bored out of our minds. Thankfully, the costumes were sitting there in the closet. While we looked for something to do, I could feel them there – calling to me. Try as I may shake it off, they seemed to sing to me like a mythological siren. Inexplicably, I found myself drawn continually to the closet and the treasures that they contained. It was as though I were a man possessed. I cried out to my friend:
“I have an idea!”
He looked at me quizzically, unsure of what had suddenly come over me. In a frenzy, I tore the costumes from the closet. I tossed one to him and dressed myself.
“What’s going on?” he asked me, though he began to become a T-Rex without further question.
“There’s no time to explain,” I retorted, “just follow me.”
We exited the dorm room and ran through the halls, waving our stubby arms with wild abandon. A few people poked their heads out of their doors, and we promptly roared at them to remind them of the ferocity of the great and mighty tyrannosaur. They ducked back inside; either because they recognized and feared our prowess or simply thought that we were a couple of crazy people. We raced down to the street and began to grab anything we could get our pathetically sized hands on.
One of those things included two large, staff sized sticks. We took up these staves of wisdom in our stubby arms, and the idea struck us like a bolt of lightning from the clouds. Long dead grievances built up within both of our hearts, boiling over like a pot that had been left on the burner for a bit too long. We readied our sticks like swords, and both let out a bellowing roar to begin the battle. We fought like raging beasts at the end of the Cretaceous period; watching our world collapse around us.
After what seemed like hours, we were interrupted by a puny human constable. At first, we roared at him like the teensy piece of meat that he was, but after receiving a quizzical look, I cleared my throat and asked him what the problem was.
“We’ve received some complaints from err… concerned citizens. I’m going to have to ask you both to leave.”
We agreed, but I asked him for a favor first.
At that time I realized that I had truly become a giant 500 ft monster from the Cretaceous era and told him:
“We’re gonna need about tree fiddy.”
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